Flying.............

I've thought about this questiona few times. If I could do one thing, what would it be? I would definitley want to be able to fly. This song by Pink Floyd is my second favorite song by them. This song is influenced by David Gilmour's passion for flying. Its interesting because him and Nick Mason (drummer) were afraid of flying for a while. The song is also about David Gimour becoming the leader because of Roger Waters leaving the band. The song also talks about a change in life, the way you live. You can hear Mason actually talking to the air traffic controller from his private plane in the middle of the song. Anyways, flying would be pretty sweet. If I could fly anywhere, anytime. I would want to fly over the eye of a hurricane. That would be pretty cool. I would visit different people all over the world and go places where nobody has ever gone before. When I listen to this song, I can kind of get the feeling that something is changing. I dont know how to explain it, but the sound sounds like it's flying to a certain place. This is another one of those relaxing songs with a meaning. But its not a clear meaning so it keeps you thinking. Yea, Floyd is pretty good. Wish you were here is my all time favorite though. That will be a blog for later on. Floyd is great though!

Wow, im relaxed....

I have to say, I really haven't been that relaxed in the last week, but, right now, Im just sitten hear listening to some music. This is one of my all time favorite Zeppelin songs. Its one of those songs that I might listen to if I cant sleep late at night. Im a big fan their music, but this is one of their few slower, relaxed songs. This would be one of my sailboat songs if I were to go to an island. I know when im going on a long road trip, il throw some music on, with some slow guitar and listen to it in the car. It makes me enjoy the scenery better and the ride itself. Road trips at night are pretty sweet. I guess I just enjoy all the lights in the towns and cities. I like driving through the middle of nowhere and looking at the stars and maybe seeing a shooting star here and their. Its pretty sweet when your driving at night and your driving under the stars, but off in the distance, you can see the pinkish lights from the cities far away. You know whats pretty cool, like when your at the beach at night, and your just chilling on the pier where its dry, and then your able to watch a lightning storm far out. Thats another place that I like at night, the beach. I remeber when a couple of years ago when I was camping on the sand at assateague island with a few guys. I couldnt sleep that night so I got out of the tent and just layed on the picnic table for a while just looking up at the stars. Layin there and listening to waves with a breeze blowing at night was kickass. I dont know, The Rain Song's a good song.

Damn its been a long week!

Whats up guys? I kind of miss blogging a bit. For the last week, I've had so much shit thrown in my face! Damn, Im not sure what to blog about. Im listening to Marley, so il just let the soothing music guide me through this adventure. Man, it would be such a great day to chill out with Bob Marley. Just chill with him and have some tea. He was a good man. Did you know he died because cancer infected one of his big toes so the doctor was going to amputate it so it wouldnt spread? Yea, it happened. He refused the operation though because of the Rastafari religion. They believed the body must be kept as a whole. So, the cancer spread through his body until his death. That man had balls! His last words to his son were, ""Money can't buy life." I totally agree with him. He was buried with his guitar, a bong, a fat cannibas bud, a ring and a soccer ball. In alot of his songs, he used the phrases "Revelation reveals the truth" and "It takes a revolution to make a solution". Again, I agree with this. If the head officials arn't doing the right thing, then the other group of people should ask, then use force to make things right. Hmm.... this leads me to our comm class. Ever since the vietnam war material, we've been learning about how the soldiers lived their lives over there during a time of war. Then we went into some positive, educational speeches later on. Its been one of, if not, the most educational and interesting class in my schooling career. As Im sitting in my chair at home, listening to some Marley, whoever's complaining about this class, let it be a student or the administration, they really need to grow some fucking balls. It's really sad that they're assholes that are whining and pissing and shitting because were getting a good education and learning. If the administration is reading this, then you guys really need to think twice about what your complaining about and stop dicking around with stupid shit! I dont know about you administrators, but I want to know the history and facts about life that I haven't learned or done yet! Stop complaing about something that doesn't need a solution! "Revelation reveals the truth"!

Hey....

I havent been posting lately because life is getting busy. Il be back in a couple of days with some really, wacky, nasty, burly, extreme posts. Something you wont want to miss out on!

hmm.....High School?

Well, I honestly really don't know were this is gonna go, but, ha, it should be good! Hmm...I think I'm going to talk about some of the different High schools in the world. Lets start out with the kickass school up in the wild mountains of the eskimo tribes in Alaska. Their school is located on a huge glacier on top of a hill. In order to get to this education place, the little eskimos strap themselves tightly to a mountain goat, and the goat takes them to school. Its a really wild place! The teachers, or should I say chiefs, including chief Humpatree, chief Hardsquash and chief Fireballs. Now, in this school, their are only a few classes you are able to take including sex education, gym, and history of Rock and Roll and bear hunting. Let me tell ya, when I went up there for a bear hunt, these kids knew how to hunt and knew their music. This one little midget eskimo by the name, Randolph McCrackass was able to get a bear in no time! Damn was he good! Frito was impressed.
Up next, we have a high school over in a little place called Sandcheeks in Egypt! Now, these kids are badasses! Their school is actually on a sand dune in a camel community. All pharoahs and pharies get together in this camel place and they learn. For free time, they have camel races and they go to ancient ruins. While Frito was hunting some camels one day, I went with these badasses to the ruins. We went inside of this pyramid like structure and this one kid by the name of Sloppyfloppy Analmino decided to go off on his own without permission. Well, I followed this pharoah, and it turns out he was making out with some pharie, at least he left the group for a good reason. After I took a piss in the sandpile in the corner, I left to go see what Frito was up to.
Next, Im going to tell you where and how my own high school would function. I would have my high school in the wild and enchanted jungles of the Congo. Why you ask? The waterfalls! In my school, I would have PE (Personal Entertainment), Sex Education, Bear Hunting and Music Class, a beard growing class and some field trips. I would also ask John Rambo to come in and give some tips and demonstrations on how to hunt and live in the wild. Damn, this guy really knows how live! Damn! For a field trip, we would go down to a local tribal village and discover how long the natives beards were. Damn, you should see how long their beards are. Its outrageous, they could probably tie a square not around their ball sac. You think I'm kidding, well, go there for yourself and find out the experiences I went through. Then the students would do some dancin with the local belly dancers along with some Van Halen music. Their would be posters all over the school of bands from the blues days to the great ass beatles! Its a one and only school! And their is no toleration for badasses around John Rambo, because he will give you a first class ticket to the 2000 ft waterfall down bamboozle ave. So, I wouldn't pull any shit around guest speakers! I would maybe have Tony Seliga hook us up with some of his cousins over there for some demonstrations!

Just Relaxing...

Well, today, i think I'm going to give the wild adventures a break. I've said earlier that one of my favorite bands are The Beatles. One of my all time favorite songs is "The Long and Winding Road". I might be listening to this song when I'm up late or maybe writing lyrics. This is an interesting song in many ways. Its so much better then the crap that plays on the radio these days. Paul McCartney wrote this song at his home in Scotland and wrote this song because of the growing tensions between the members. Paul said that the "long and winding road" part of the song was inspired by a 30 mile road in Scotland. Go ahead, take a listen to the original version......



When the Beatles gave Phil Spector the job to produce the album, he pissed Paul off because he added a whole orchestra to song which he didn't ask the Beatles to put in. Paul asked Apple records to take the orchestra out of the song, but they never did. About 9 nine days after Paul heard this version, he announced that the Beatles were breaking up. Anyways, in the video, its awesome how their just relaxed and just playing. John's just sitten down playin and you can tell their zoned in on the music. I would do anything just to be there in the studio and sing with them. I think this version sounds a lot better then the produced version. Thats just me, but you can decide by listening to it down below. I dont know, theirs's something about this song that gets me thinking. Paul said that writing sad songs brings out your inner most feelings and I completely agree with it. I think your mind is able to write better things when your relaxed. Like right now, I'm relaxed, I can definitley tell that this blog is much more meaningful then the other blog's. Oh well, thats just me. Let me know if the song relaxes you and gets you thinking?

Things I Have To Do Before I Die...

I think people today are really working to hard with their jobs. Most people today are to worried about getting lots of money and not on the simple and fun aspects to life. You only live once and you are going to die! Yea, you have to work to make a living, but you dont have to be those dumbasses working 4 hours overtime every night. Is it worth the time? Do you want to take the train that wears you out and you dont have time for any fun, or do you want to take the train where you work enough to have a good life and have plenty of time to have fun. Enjoy Life! Here's some of the few things that I AM going to do before I die.

- Alright, sweet! I AM going to get a sailboat and go sailing in the Caribbean. I'm going to go find a small, inhabited (unless there're only native chicks with grass skirts and coconut bra's, Damn!), enchanted, great ass island and stay on it for a couple of nights. It will be a great experience just crappin in sand holes and kicken back on the beach watchin the waves. If there's native chicks, well, um, we'll chill out and maybe play a game of twister.

- Next, I AM going to take a huge shit in a volcano. I'll go to an Asian island where there's a volcano. I'll hire a chink to guide me up to that molten spitting machine. When we get to the top, il hand the chink a rope and il extend my ass over the edge while hanging on to the rope, and take my huge fat deuce. Then, me and my chink friend will have a victory cigar afterwards. If you think this is disgusting, then you have never experienced the great taste of accomplishment.

-hmm.... I AM going to get into a bear fight. I dont know when, but it's going to happen. Im going to take a nice hike to a bear community and make fun of a bear. He'll get pissed, and we'll go at it. I will take a few extra lumberjacks just in case I get to carried away, but doubt they will be needed.

- I AM going to go to one of those hardcore truckstop diners out in the west. You know in movies, they sometimes have those badass trucker diners in the middle of the desert with like the most dirty waitress. Well fuck, I'm going to one. It would just be sweet to have a breakfast in one. When you look in the menu, you find the smallest breakfast is the 8 egg, 10 pancake, 2 ilb hashbrown stack muffler deluxe. And then their would be a section which has like 4 eggs, and 7 pancakes for the little drivers. I bet there's a fight in there every 5 minutes. I wouldn't go if you didn't have a beard or they would probably take you outside and just piss all over you. This is probably true.

- I AM going to go to the mexican-US border and kick some mexican ass. I'm going to chill on the border and wait for some Mexican assholes. I'm gonna hide in a tumbleweed and wait for those assholes to come on through and then!! BAM! Il jump them. I dont care if this is illegal or not but I want those bastards to stay out! I'l chase them through desert and kick their ass. There is no fucking way that they're getting away from me. I might get Frito to help me out. When we catch them, were going to make them sit on a cactus, and make them piss on an electrical fence.

- I AM going to bungy jump from the highest cliff in the world. I dont know where it is, or its even been found, but it will be found and done by Rambo!

- This is the only one I'm not sure about. There is a 90% chance that I will climb mount Everest. I'm going to hire a bunch of chinese/Scandanavian (Vikings)/eskimos and other people on this great and famous hike. People will die, but people will live. Most likely, the chinese will die, but, its genetics. This will be a historic day. For shelter, we'll have the eskimo's build igloos. We will have ax tosses and log tosses and mountain goat hunts on our free time. When we get to the top of that ball bursting mountain. We'll sled our way down the mountain. It will be a bumpy ride, but it will be worth it!!

What will you do with your exciting life?